Thursday, May 31, 2012

Bloggers....Now I are one.

I always thought bloggers were kind of like Andy Rooney, pithy, grumpy, and forced to give their views of life in the last five minutes. 

As all kids do, I would tell my mom "everybodys doing it" when confronted with a stern finger and a wrinkled up brow indicating a NO was nigh at hand.  She would always say "if 'everybody" jumped off a bridge would you do it too?'"  I never had a good comeback to that as a kid but now I'd be inclined to give it a "HELL YEAH!".   Either way, I've still lost my case in the Court of Mom. 

I am now a blogger. 
Everybodys doing it.  So yeah, I jumped off the bridge too.

Sorry Mom.  I still love ya.

So, what am I now?  A Dirty-Rotten-Blogger?  Douche-Blogger?  Self-absorbed-Blogger?  Former Radio Talent Blogger?  What would Eddie Money say?  Ever since I had Eddie on a lucky 2 hour live interview on WZZU-FM Raleigh/Durham back on November 12, 1995 I continiously as myself "What would Eddie do?" 

Well, I am NOT a political blogger.  There are already far too many of those.  One is far too many of those.  They don't get it.  If you are looking to a blogger to decide how you should vote you don't investigate the candidates enough.  Back in suburban Chicago I would see guys get on TV and swear up and down that their guy was a perfect human being, free from sin and imperfection--even though they knew that the guy was a thieving, lying, cheating, woman hating jackass...and THAT my friends is what politics is all about so I'm not interested.

No, I am a FUNNY LOOKING BLOGGER!   At least no one can argue with that.  Besides, it's only being honest.  Even my granddaughter says I'm funny looking.

Chassitie will be president someday.

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